Love

So, lets talk abou love.
Love is something unreal, horrible, awsome and beautiful.
We have 3 types of love:

1- the attraction love:
 when you go to someone and say: "DAMN U HOT, lets go bang somewhere"
You call it whatever you want, but personaly, there is a name for that: BITCH
Doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl, if you have the attraction love, YOU ARE A BITCH.
AKA.: SLUT.
Like, seriously, whats the interesting about having wild sex with a stranger? Do you know how many fucking deseases you can get with that? The worst of them is not AIDS. The worst, is when you finnaly sit down for a minute and think: Man, I just did a fluid exchange with a stranger!
And even worst, it that you don't know what the stranger had on the personal place. Its like you fucked with everyone that person fucked.
So my advice for attraction love:
"Don't do it, otherwise you will regret it when its too late and people will call you a slut"-Mr. P.

2- the regular love:
You know that moment you look at your soulmate and think: man, I just love her/him.
Well, if you have it, you're lucky. Its not everyday you get to spend time with the person you love. Look at me, I'm such a loner that I've created a blog just to have more friends. Do you know how frustating that is?
So my advice for regular love:
"Enjoy it the best you can, you never know when it will all end. Carpe diem"- Mr. P

3- the happy ever after love:
Dear Disney:
Please stop making innocent children believe in that because, if you actually believe in it, let me tell you, THAT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!
Do you actually think that you are going to spend your whole life happily married, with wonderful children and singin' birds that help you make your bed?
The first step for divorce is when the husband gets late home.
Dear husband, never do that, because I'm 90% sure that you're wife will be waiting for you like this:
Nigga this the fifth teeth muthafuckin time that I called and left yo ass messages
"I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded to nothing
What the fuck is you doin who tha fuck you out there with you think I'm stupid my girls dun already put me up on yo ass tonight night nigga when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass....."
So my advice for the happy ever after love is:
"Do not believe in fairy tales. Stay in your place, tell the person you love her, and please, don't get late home"- Mr. P

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